#1Maths, Maths, Maths! Down with old Pythagoras And down with rotten maths. Down with Archimedes, And drown him at the baths. If anyone had to do it I'd make sure it was me First I'd wholly immerse him, Then kick him up a tree. When he had been disposed of, I'd turn on old Pythag I'd drag him through a holly bush, And he'd come out like a rag. Now my pipe dream's over, And I've nothing more to say Except that Maths still lives on To be taught another day.#2Maths, Maths, Maths! Down with old Pythagoras And down with rotten maths. Down with Archimedes, And drown him at the baths. If anyone had to do it I'd make sure it was me First I'd wholly immerse him, Then kick him up a tree. When he had been disposed of, I'd turn on old Pythag I'd drag him through a holly bush, And he'd come out like a rag. Now my pipe dream's over, And I've nothing more to say Except that Maths still lives on To be taught another day.#3Maths, Maths, Maths! Down with old Pythagoras And down with rotten maths. Down with Archimedes, And drown him at the baths. If anyone had to do it I'd make sure it was me First I'd wholly immerse him, Then kick him up a tree. When he had been disposed of, I'd turn on old Pythag I'd drag him through a holly bush, And he'd come out like a rag. Now my pipe dream's over, And I've nothing more to say Except that Maths still lives on To be taught another day.#4Maths, Maths, Maths! Down with old Pythagoras And down with rotten maths. Down with Archimedes, And drown him at the baths. If anyone had to do it I'd make sure it was me First I'd wholly immerse him, Then kick him up a tree. When he had been disposed of, I'd turn on old Pythag I'd drag him through a holly bush, And he'd come out like a rag. Now my pipe dream's over, And I've nothing more to say Except that Maths still lives on To be taught another day.#5Maths, Maths, Maths! Down with old Pythagoras And down with rotten maths. Down with Archimedes, And drown him at the baths. If anyone had to do it I'd make sure it was me First I'd wholly immerse him, Then kick him up a tree. When he had been disposed of, I'd turn on old Pythag I'd drag him through a holly bush, And he'd come out like a rag. Now my pipe dream's over, And I've nothing more to say Except that Maths still lives on To be taught another day.#6Maths, Maths, Maths! Down with old Pythagoras And down with rotten maths. Down with Archimedes, And drown him at the baths. If anyone had to do it I'd make sure it was me First I'd wholly immerse him, Then kick him up a tree. When he had been disposed of, I'd turn on old Pythag I'd drag him through a holly bush, And he'd come out like a rag. Now my pipe dream's over, And I've nothing more to say Except that Maths still lives on To be taught another day.#7Maths, Maths, Maths! Down with old Pythagoras And down with rotten maths. Down with Archimedes, And drown him at the baths. If anyone had to do it I'd make sure it was me First I'd wholly immerse him, Then kick him up a tree. When he had been disposed of, I'd turn on old Pythag I'd drag him through a holly bush, And he'd come out like a rag. Now my pipe dream's over, And I've nothing more to say Except that Maths still lives on To be taught another day.#8Maths, Maths, Maths! Down with old Pythagoras And down with rotten maths. Down with Archimedes, And drown him at the baths. If anyone had to do it I'd make sure it was me First I'd wholly immerse him, Then kick him up a tree. When he had been disposed of, I'd turn on old Pythag I'd drag him through a holly bush, And he'd come out like a rag. Now my pipe dream's over, And I've nothing more to say Except that Maths still lives on To be taught another day.#9Maths, Maths, Maths! Down with old Pythagoras And down with rotten maths. Down with Archimedes, And drown him at the baths. If anyone had to do it I'd make sure it was me First I'd wholly immerse him, Then kick him up a tree. When he had been disposed of, I'd turn on old Pythag I'd drag him through a holly bush, And he'd come out like a rag. Now my pipe dream's over, And I've nothing more to say Except that Maths still lives on To be taught another day.#10Empty